A Tour that will leave you Black and Blue
After blowing a big time heist, thug-for-hire Law, must resume his day job as a shady San Francisco tour guide. Before he knows it, Law and his unsuspecting group of tourists are in a race against time to recover a tape that will recue the politically unstable country of Uruvia. Filled with quirky characters, mad cap comedy and hard-hitting martial arts comes the most fun movie since Rumble in the Bronx!
Director: Eric Jacobus
Writers: Eric Jacobus
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Eric Jacobus
Lawrence Young/White Nightmare/Tuoc's Assistant 1/Voice of Mike/Bat Thug (blue)/Warehouse Thug
Ed Kahana
Alfonso de la Rosario/Tuoc's Assistant 2/Bat Thug (gray)/Warehouse Thug
Andy Leung
Lei Tak/Bat Thug (black)/Warehouse Thug
Tyler Wang
Renee Wilder
Dennis Ruel
Ticker (Esteban)/Warehouse Thug
Ray Carbonel
Ticker's Assistant/Bat Thug (long hair)/Warehouse Thug
Stephen Reedy
Tuoc/Bat Thug (yellow)
The story could be tighter, the acting could probably be better, but the action is so top-notch that it doesn't even matter. It has a fight with someone triple wielding bats and a final fight with a broom, chain and an amazing ass necktie kung fu sequence. Who wouldn't fucking…
