Tapioca Esophagus

Friendship never dies, but sometimes your friend does…

2025•12 min

When Loretta dies choking on a boba pearl, her two self-absorbed best friends spiral into a wild, drug-fueled crime spree dragging her corpse along for the ride. A Gen-Z Weekend at Bernie’s with corpse puppetry, botched robberies, crossbow assaults, and a crack fueled funeral rave.